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These three are made by Randy
Glasbergen.
Credits for coloring them to MarciNH.
On to some text cow
jokes!!!
What do you call a
sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.
What could you call
a newborn calf?
A new moo!
Do cows give milk?
No, you have to take it
from them.
How would you get a cow
in your car?
You promise to let her
steer.
What is a milking
barn full of happy cows?
A merry dairy.
Where do cows
go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
What's a cow's favorite
moosical note?
Beef-flat
What kind of milk
comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
How did the farmer find
his lost cow?
He tractor down.
Where does a cow go dancing?
To a meat
ball.
What sound do you hear when
you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
Why did the bow-legged cowboy
get fired?
Because he couldn't keep
his calves together.
Why have round hay bales
been outlawed?
Because the cows weren't
getting a square meal.
Did you hear about the cow
that couldn't give milk?
She was an udder failure.
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3 and back to Page 1!!!
[index]
[family album]
[cats corner] [the
library] [animalia]
[penguin pen]
[angel heaven] [graphics
galore] [dolphin
divine]
[entertainment centre]
[the globe] [horror
chamber] [awards]
[rings]