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# 1
   So there were these two cows, chatting over the fence
between their fields. The first cow said,
"I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is
   really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast;
I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

   The other cow replies, "Heck, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
 
 

   # 2

   A rancher buys a champion stud bull. However, when he brings it
back to the ranch, the bull is listless and doesn't
perform its intended duties. The rancher calls the vet,
who comes to examine the prize bull.
Afterwards the vet gives the rancher a bottle of stuff and tells
   him to give the bull one spoonful per day.

   The next day the rancher gives the bull a spoonful.
A few minutes later the bull gets up and
energetically visits all of the cows.
The day after that, the rancher gives the bull a spoonful,
and the bull again furiously visits all of the cows.

   The third day the rancher has a friend over,
and the friend watches as the bull
receives a spoonful of the stuff and its effect.

   "What's in that stuff?" the friend asks.

   "I don't know," replied the rancher," but it tastes like wintergreen."
 

# 3
   Three bulls -- a big bull, a medium sized bull, and a small bull --
were standing by a fence one day, chewing grass
and looking out over the fields. The big one says,
"See all of them cows out there? Half of 'em are mine."
The medium sized one responds, "See all them
   cows? A third of them are MINE."
The little bull pipes up, "Hey, all the rest of them cows are mine."

   After a while the bulls notice the farmer drive up with
a truck and unload another bull --
the hugest Brahma bull these other bulls have ever seen.
The big bull stops chewing and says, with a wide- eyed look,
"He...he can have a third of my cows if he wants 'em."
The medium sized bull trembles a bit when he says
"He can have HALF of my cows if he wants them."

   Then the two bigger bulls notice that the
small bull is snorting, bucking, pawing the ground,
and putting on a ferocious act.
"What are you doing, fool !?" they say.
The small bull replies, "I want to make sure he knows I'm a bull!"
 

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